If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.
i will reblog this againWe live in a society where we would hire a racist, serial killer, rapist, or any ex inmate but not a person with piercings or tattoos? What’s wrong with our society. Tattoos and piercings doesn’t mean we are a bad person maybe we have a certain tattoo for a reason maybe it reminds us of our dead mother or father or a son we had or daughter or of a special moment in our life. A piercing that shows who we are what we love, we won’t get a job because of they way we look but not because of the way we act. It’s like high school all over again In the world. Society is fucked up. I will never judge someone by their piercings or tattoos we are all equal I will hire you all, I love you all
I want to start a business and hire everyone with tattoos and peircings and weird hair so everyone can have a job.
-plans to open a costume cafe someday and will not care about the appearance of my employees so long as they are decent and appropriate-
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
"If Bertolt is in the party, Reiner’s Defense and Attack Power increases by 60%."
Canon on both sides now I’m so glad.
"If Reiner is in the party, Bertolt’s Defense Power becomes 1.7 times normal."
Dear lord, Bertl, your stats are insane.
I just noticed something, as if the stat bonuses weren’t gay enough…
Reiner’s Defense Stat is Bertl’s height in centimeters (192) and Bertl’s Attack Stat is Reiner’s weight in pounds (210).
homo 60% up
congrats on the homo, guys.